
Gil Scott-Heron - We Almost Lost Detroit
Adventures in the Oregon Country by Intrepid Traveler and Public Defender Tex
On saturday morning I took the train up to Seattle for a little R&R with Canup, Daniela and Billy. Canup took me up to Volunteer Park and it was a super gorgeous day to look around and see all the mountains. There's a graveyard next to the park where Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee are buried. A whole lotta folks were up there paying their kung fu respects.
Went and saw a play tonight at Portland Center Stage, a beautiful theater constructed in an old armory building. I had never heard of the book, Sometimes a Great Notion by Ken Kesey but its a big deal for the Oregonians because its set here and is about loggers. When i told people i was going to see the play, people
at work got a twinkle in their eye of state pride. The rabbit didn't like the show because it was too much about masculinity and sheer will for her taste. i liked it okay. mostly for the long descriptions of the trees and the rain. it made me want to watch the new tv show called ax men.
Imagine a documentary that takes place in a parking lot in outside the Capital Centre in Largo, Maryland before a Judas Priest concert in 1986. Everyone is completely wasted, screaming "JUDAS PRIEST!" into the camera, and they have the most wonderful hair and clothes. That's what we're screening tonight.

By evening I was all sobered up and of course, ready for a punk show. It was in a stark first floor warehouse space called work/sound. Serving a limited menu of PBR and oreos. Turns out the kids who put it all together are from Marion Ohio by way of Bowling Green State. I was there to see The New Bloods, who I swear i'll catch up with someday but they headlined and I ran out of gas at midnight. But i did see a couple of really very good bands including Purple Rhinestone Eagle from Philly (but maybe they live here now?) who just about killed me dead with their Black Sabbath/Shangri-La's garage sounding righteousness.
I haven't worn a dress since the late eighties, but the rabbit located a stunning Lana Turner number for herself and a red velvet bathrobe for me. i cut off the sleeves, belted it, added a feather boa, and looked like Phyllis Diller meets Obi Won Kenobe. Fine. It got me in the door. The party was run by an order of drag queen nuns called The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. They put on charity events all over the west coast to raise money for worthy causes, cancer research, children's hospitals, etc. Think of it as the Elks club for queens. With mylar eyelashes and complicated wimples. So we danced for a bit, some belly dancer costume beclad hippie man flashed the rabbit his junk. Chelsea was long gone, spirited away to a pancake breakfast.
I don't know what to do with myself but i have a sudden cold and so I can't go out and do anything or write about anything interesting. which totally makes me freak out. and so to bed.


I didn't even know it existed until I saw that guy dancing in the windows. Most of them are on the second stories of buildings and the floors are on springs. So musically, it was about the most polar opposite of dark and twisty Carla as we could get. Imagine a 20 person cosmic marching band with drums and horns and a washboard and singers and go-go dancers and people in costumes and grease paint on stilts and a packed ballroom full of people dancing their asses off. We jumped right in and shook it and breathed in the hippie madness. The band took to the audience and the stilt people formed a conga line and the rabbit and I danced our way through the tunnel they made with their legs. 
They had been out at a rock show too and stopped us at the very middle of the bridge and offered a nip from the bottle of Maker's that they were sharing. By the time we made it to the west bank we were hungry and had a late night snack at Cassidy's. And then we finally walked all the way home thinking that we had squeezed all the fun out of that friday night. We completely wrung it out.