Tuesday, January 1, 2008
I woke Rebecca up from her car nap and announced that visitors from another planet had finally arrived to bring about the end times. They had ingeniously camoflauged their huge space ships as clouds hovering around Mt. Shasta near the Oregon/California border. I saw some propaganda (obviously planted by Them) at a nearby truck stop that said it was a natural phenomenon called lenticular clouds. Yeah, right. Trust no one. The truth is out there.