Monday, December 10, 2007

A Word of Advice

When you go on your visit to the county jail, even if it is your first visit and you have not been there before, do not do the following. When you are done with your client visit and are wrapping things up, and you are ready to be let out of the attorney interview room, do not push the red button below the red sign that says EMERGENCY. Do not push it. Because if you push it, county sheriffs will come running through the halls, with maglites and pepper sprays flapping about their persons. And they will ask you if you are ok. And they will wonder when they started admitting morons to the bar. Keep your fingers off the button.

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